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Hunter S. Thompson said, “Houston is a cruel, crazy town on a filthy river in East Texas with no zoning laws and a culture of sex, money, and violence. It’s a shabby, sprawling metropolis ruled by brazen women, crooked cops and super- rich pansexual cowboys who live by the code of the West — which can mean just about anything you need it to mean, in a pinch.”

Who am I to argue?

Whether you call it Houston, H-Town, Choke City, or Screwston; it is a place you can BE SOMEONE. While the Bayou City is still on it’s journey to RȅMUV HATE, differing studies reports it as one of, if not the most, diverse city in America. It has also, somehow, been reported as the greenest city in North America. Evan as Houston proper is held in by the 610 Loop, many residents living in the far flung regions out toward the Grand 99 Loop consider themselves Houstonians.

A long time supporter, member, or leader in various polyamory, kink, pagan, and LGBTG+ communities I know a lot of Houston’s weird history, have lived some of it’s current conversations. I facilitated polyamory peer groups at the Montrose Center, spoke with youth at HATCH, have walked our PRIDE parade both when it was still locally hosted on Montrose and now that it has moved. I’ve been seen at Eros, the Magic Cauldron, facilitating Kink / BDSM groups at #s, HEAT, Pagan Night Out, and Houston Poly Cocktails along with many other events. I was lucky enough to found Greater Houston Polyamory, Houston’s first public polyamory group and currently one of the largest. I stepped back from running Greater Houston Polyamory beginning two years ago so I could serve our community in a different role.  I often joke that when you land in Austin, you are mobbed by locals asking what you’re into, then slapping you with flyers. In Houston, we make you look. If you are having trouble finding or navigating your “scene”, I can help.

I offer in-home / office service by appointment in the Greater Houston Area including The Woodlands, Kingwood, Tomball, Jersey Village, Humble, Katy, Sugarland, Pearland, Galveston, and inner loop. I offer online services to the greater Texas area during my regular business hours.

If you or someone you know has a current mental health or relationship status that could be summed up with, “Houston, we have a problem”, please contact me below for a free 15 minute consultation.